Game of Thrones Season 4

I don't know about you guys but I'm very excited for the new season of game of thrones starting back up in April (different dates for counties). I personally loved the first 3 seasons and so I can't wait to see where the series goes from here. here is a trailer and enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSg_gJkU7ko

Long time no see bloggers. Well I am going to start uploading story's and news about my ideas. Hopefully starting videos and podcast with friends soon so will update my plans and any news soon.

Aron "nerd king" Kinnear vs Santa "old creepy guy" Claus.

The rain fell (no snow it's Wales it only rains) and then silence followed. The nerd king turned in that awesome slow motion style, with his lightsaber gripped in his pale hand. The blue light covered the room, bringing that mystical shit with it. Santa was across the dark room, holding a creepy smile and present bombs. He laughed and yelled "Aron we meet again". Aron then turned, looking at a box on a shelf. This was a old brown box, it held a orange, poundland toys and hard boiled sweets. Aron turned back to Santa and then announced "I shall take a my revenge for these shitty gifts!". As of that moment Aron flew into the air, screaming as him did. Aron pulled his lightsaber back over his head. Santa threw a present a second, they bounce off Aron's Jedi bathroom and hit the dusty floor below. Santa then pulled a elf from his sleeve, this elf was shot like projectile across the room. Aron slashed the elf into four pieces, it was bloody awesome (quite literally). Then looked through the blood mist to Santa (still in mid air because of the slow motion effect) and yelled "come at me, bro!". Santa pulled out a present, pushed into it. The paper lit up and a lightsaber of blood red ripped though the paper. Santa said "let's duel". They the battled matrix style long into the night, lightsabers hitting each other with great force. Many elfs died that night as Santa threw them by the dozens, it was a massacre. Aron stopped and looked around he had been fighting off Santa elf for ten minutes, he cut the last elf head in two and turned. He looked though the bloodshed saw no Santa. He said "that bastard! He's done it again" and Aron turned and yelled into the night "next year! You wait! I will have my revenge you old fuck!". He looked away from the sky, to find a present under the blood covered tree. He walk normally as the slow motion effect guy had fallen asleep. Aron open it with a rage in his eye. Inside it said "better luck next year motherfuckar" on a note which Aron tossed into the fire. Under the note there was a bag of dried fruit. Aron fully raged look to the night sky and screamed "you shall meet your end!"

Happy Holidays everyone.

The wander for the "coin machine"

Our story this week is humourless and is a serious matter...bah that's a lie its majorly funny because it involves nerds and the problem of spare change. Now that's comedy gold my friends.
We start with 7 nerds, very different in size and appearance trying to spilt 13 pound into change. The tickets were obtained from the creepy and pale cinema worker but the nightmare then followed! This nightmare last one terrifying hour. They adventured though the wilderness of Cwmbran town to find a "coin machine" and wonders that it held. The 7 nerds held formation while wandering to this dream of a "coin machine". Aron pineshield lead the group though this wilderness. It was after 10 minutes that Dave the bearded belly told the bunch to journey to a library in search for a "coin machine" but after a 20 minute wander this turned out to be as useful as a pram for a kangaroo as this library contained no "coin machine". The next 5 minutes involved death and pain but that doesn't involve us. We then journeyed to the magical land of ASDA. This place was crowded and loud. A place where if you let go of Dave the bearded belly's hand he will get lost and make us sent Robert back in to find him crying at the customer service desk. The coin machine dream was thrown away after this mess. so we gave up just bought some food and went to the cinema.

This is why you shouldn't take nerds outside.

4 Nerds vs A Squid From Outta Space.

One sunny warm day a few nerds located a small dark room to surf the Internet in. It was about three meters by four meters with three chairs and a useless desk. It was away from the bright sky and massive crowds, perfect for the four nerds to surf in.
The four nerds included Owain the shy, Josh the German, Bobert the model and Aron the Jew. These four nerds didn't have a clue what they had gotten into. This small dark room was not normal at all, it contained great evil. First we start with the amazing conversation which had been flowing for a while.
"Guys we need to write this comic book soon" announced Aron the Jew. "Ok that sounds cool" replied Bobert the model giving a pose with it that looked as if he was in a shop window. "Boooooommmm!" Rippled from the wall behind Owain the shy. "What the fuck!" Screamed Josh the German in a high pitched manner. "Holy shit is that a portal!" Said Aron the Jew with no care for his loudness. Well as of that moment the portal span open with red mist pouring out all over the damn carpet. A massive squid monster then pushed its way half way into the room from this portal. Its colour was a bright red and it's eyes had a gold glow to them. It hit Owain the shy into the wall with great speed. "No! You killed Owain!" Yelled Bobert the model (posing again). "No I'm fine guys" said Owain the shy getting up. "O alright, well still charge!" Replied Bobert the model (striking another pose). As of that moment they all picked up random metal and plastic sticks. "Arrhhhhhh" screamed the four nerds as they charged into the squid with a lot of fear. They started a massive battle which lasted for a age (well ten minutes but some of us are unfit ok!). It was gory and no mercy was given to the squid. After eight minutes the door flew open. It was Ian. "Hey guys" he mumbled. They all turned with great emotion and said "hey Ian". As of that moment Ian sat on to a chair and started to surf the Internet. The battle resumed, with more pain and bloodshed than before.
Two more minutes and Bobert the model had put his metal spear (stick) into the right eye of this monster. "Wow man watch it!" Yelled out the squid. Aron the Jew turned and screamed "fuck you squid!" As that the plastic stick from his hand ripped open the squid and forcing it back to the portal world. They all turned and took in a well deserved breath.

And this is why I should drink coffee.

Life of the common nerd.

Our life is short on this god forsaken rock, so why don't you spend it as a lonely nerd. The life of the common nerd is mostly spend in the face of a computer screen, in a book or dribbling at girls' out of their league. It also has a large amount of bullying (normally ends after school if your smart), but this teaches us a lesson on how to climb out of bins, pull pants out of asses or how toilet water doesn't smell that bad. The common nerd normally have about 5 to 6 friends, these are also nerds. They stay in dark rooms' where they dream of super heroes, physics and girls'. They normally don't leave their groups because of bullies which can easily pick off a weak lonely nerd. Nerds' also can't run (asthma) so they are normally trapped easily, but when personal robots are produced then you better watch out!
So Why Be A Amazing Jock or Sexy Cheer Leader? When You Can Be A Breathless Nerd.

Hey, Long Time No See

Hey, I'm back and I now have more madness than ever! I will try and update once a week but don't count on it.